My Heart: Jaffa Cakes There is a Jaffa Cake. I really like it. I’m not going to shut up. I eat it on special occasions. Let’s eat one. The diet will start on Tuesday. Fighting with Christine was terrible. Why do we always fight? I want my life to be different. It is said that a skinny person is trapped inside a fat person. Absolutely delicious, this is the best thing about my miserable life. no one has ever loved me Of course, though. I hate myself so much that others can’t even imagine. The best way to stop eating is to do something better than eating in my life. That’s not easy.