How Do You Like to Be Comforted – Free Ebook

Hey! How’s it going? Hey! What’s up? I’ve had the worst day… I’m just so SICK of everything going wrong all the time! And now it looks like I’m going to lose my job. [Music] Well…just talk to Janet. Talk to Janet… see if you can move into her department. [Music] Just talk to Janet?! What’s Janet got to do with it?! Why would I wanna work in her department? I don’t even like Janet! [Solitary note of music] This is good! This is really good because we’ve been talking about this for ages. You don’t, you don’t want to be there! And the only reason you would be is because of the guilt… and now they’ve taken the guilt away…you’re free! This is… If you think about it, this is the best thing that could have happened. How on earth is staring down the barrel of unemployment SUDDENLY the best thing that could have happened?! [music] It’s not good! It’s not a good situation but that’s how life is and that sucks. Great! Just…just accept this. This…this is what’s happening. That is NOT what I need you to say! [music] What we can do is make you feel better run you a nice bath, order in some pizza, sit and watch a film or something… Right! Is that literally your solution to every single problem in the world?! Have a bath and a pizza? I DON’T WANNA HAVE A BATH AND A PIZZA! Just shove the pizza in your mouth and STOP speaking for a second! [Sighs] [Music] I’m gonna stop trying to solve everything and…just listen to you. So… I got up really early for the meeting, and they cancelled both trains… Oh! My train was delayed as well, it was a bit of a… Yeah! …I had to get on a bus, it was raining. I didn’t have my umbrella, so I turned up 45 minutes late looking like a drowned rat to find Malcolm doing my presentation to the entire team. Didn’t give me any credit for it… Come here… [sighs heavily] Thank you [Music continues] You can support this channel by hitting the like and subscribe button. Cheers!

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